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Top 5 bachelorettes according to Couchface

Couchface is a blog website run by three guys who are trying to make it big in this world like the rest of us. They blog and podcast about things such as Kevin Can Wait, Are You the Only One, and The Bachelor.

Like everyone, they have strong opinions on who is worthy of Nick’s Love and who should not receive a rose. Of course, this season is the “most dramatic season ever” according to Chris Harrison. To go along with that title and expectation is drama we have already seen within the first two episodes.

While debating over who the top five hopefuls are for Nick to get a chance at love with and down on one knee for they settled on these five hopeful bachelorettes.

  1. Corrine, 24, business owner, Miami, FL

Corrine has taken the villain for the season. She could be compared to Olivia from Ben’s season or Chad from Jojo’s season. She knows what she wants and she goes after it. Aside from being 24 and having a nanny, she is a business owner, which makes her a legitimate bachelorette for this show. She is clearly not there to make friends, as said in every show but she is part of the reason Chris Harrison said that this was “the most dramatic season ever.” She will not win, but deserves a spot in the top five.

  1. Lacey, 25, digital marketing manager, Manhattan, NY

Lacey made her entrance by riding on a camel and telling a hump joke, which automatically puts her on this list. She is confident that Nick is just the bachelor to get laid, and is obviously super bold. She is probably one whose friends signed her up as a joke, and isn’t taking this too seriously but will in the end have her heart severely broken or end up with a giant rock on her hand.

  1. Rachel, 31, attorney, Dallas, TX

Rachel got the first impression rose. As typically seen in all of the other bachelor seasons, the first impression rose never wins but always makes it far. Rachel is a powerful woman who is an attorney in Dallas, TX. She is not one to be messed with. She comes off as a real human and not your stereotypical bachelor contestant which makes her unique and stand out. Obviously Nick saw something in her or else she would not have received the first impression rose.

  1. Vanessa, 29, special education teacher, Montreal

Vanessa is the girl who knows a bunch of other languages. She has a unique vibe to her which will make her stand out. She seemed like someone who might come out of her shell throughout the show and definitely not a boring person to talk to. Nick called her a keeper, wow!

  1. Sarah, 26, grade school teacher, Newport Beach, CA

Sarah’s entrance to the mansion was a great runner-up joke, while she was running in running shoes. This all-time joke, leads to the inevitable conclusion that she will run away with a ring and Nick’s heart.

Stay tuned to find out who will steal Nick’s heart by watching the Bachelor on ABC Monday nights at 8/7c.